We saw 'Paranormal Activity'. Shit gets broken. People lose sleep. Crap gets thrown on the floor and dirty footprints are everywhere. People get dragged out of bed to lose more sleep. Keys get lost and doors get slammed.
So we pretty much spent $45 that night to see our lives. The only difference is that the ghost is invisible, whereas our children aren't. Paranormal Activity, my ass! You want scary? Having to wipe your child's ass after she's been constipated for a day and a half. That'll make you take on a second religion.
The ONLY difference is that they haven't killed me... Yet.
Oh yea, spoiler alert with that sentence. Sorry.
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